The Setting: The interstate. Night time. Foggy, with low visibility. Traffic is a little tight.

The Main Character: A man on a motorcycle. No helmet. No jacket. No windshield. Weaving in and out of traffic, speeding through the dark fog.

The Punchline: As he pulls away into the fog, my headlights illuminate the black t-shirt he is wearing. On the back is written in big bold white letters,