Awoke to hand wrapped
Brandishing brightest Pepto
Sick bastard did this

Wrap Front

Hubbie waits worried
No one told him I was done
Waiting room saw Hulk

Wrap Back

Putting on my pants
Houdini under water
Must have been faster

Edit: I forgot to add this line as requested.
The lovely pink wrap comes off this Tuesday. (It would have come off sooner, but the doc was on vacation.)
(Wonder what color I’ll get when they do the other hand.)